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Cooking digital tools for modern llamas navigating the EU institutions.
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Contact us“Outputs faster than my intern, and my intern is very fast. Slightly concerning.”
Jonas Hayes — Director of Government Relations at Herd Immunity Consulting
“Built a scenario for a file that changed direction twice. The tool kept up. I did not.”
Amara Corrales — Senior Lobbyist at Grazing Rights Group
“Never missed a committee session again. My social life, however, remains a mystery.”
Nils Lambert — EU Affairs Lead at Pack Animal Policy Group
“My intern is now just... free. Genuinely doesn't know what to do with the time.”
Lena Woolley — Public Affairs Director at No Drama Llama Advisory
“Watched my scenario evolve three times before lunch. MEPs, please make up your minds.”
Tomas Cudahy — Senior Policy Advisor at Spitting Facts Public Affairs
“Finally something that remembers Council meetings.”
Priya Shears — Head of EU Affairs at Llama Terms Consulting
“Outputs faster than my intern, and my intern is very fast. Slightly concerning.”
Jonas Hayes — Director of Government Relations at Herd Immunity Consulting
“Built a scenario for a file that changed direction twice. The tool kept up. I did not.”
Amara Corrales — Senior Lobbyist at Grazing Rights Group
“Never missed a committee session again. My social life, however, remains a mystery.”
Nils Lambert — EU Affairs Lead at Pack Animal Policy Group
“My intern is now just... free. Genuinely doesn't know what to do with the time.”
Lena Woolley — Public Affairs Director at No Drama Llama Advisory
“Watched my scenario evolve three times before lunch. MEPs, please make up your minds.”
Tomas Cudahy — Senior Policy Advisor at Spitting Facts Public Affairs
“Finally something that remembers Council meetings.”
Priya Shears — Head of EU Affairs at Llama Terms Consulting
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Outputs faster than you (or your intern) can make them.
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